ok so their duds, or at the very least look to be infertile, we ended up getting three chickens. their names being Ginger (or Nugget called by my baby cousin) Henny and Penny. the kids in my family can't help but be excited as they've rarely seen chickens. it also turns out that me uncle had never held a chicken before so he was smiling from ear to ear.

so over all no duck or phasent. (eh no harm no faul)

as for May the fourth, however I've done a bit of good today, you see my mate

aSmartBoi came for my opinion, he wastes sure whether to make a pic or not because of how badly Disney fucked up starwars (I don't blame him one bit for his hesitation, Disney starwars is a shit show from start to finish with only a few exceptions that sadly got fucked up along the way. you all know what I'm talking about.) but I asked him how much he loved og starwars and he said a lot, I then asked him how much he hated Disney starwars and he said he refuses to count it as starwars (his name isn't just for show ladies and gentleman. neither is his ass)

I then said to him "Do it. Create one with all the love and care you can!" because in truth the fan loves and respects, Disney hates and defiles. and that's what i will say to all of you on this day, create works of art that show your love for this franchise, be it for the light, the dark, for the humble droid going about their day or the stormtrooper missing every shoot they take. show Disney why their sad attempts to corrupt all that is good within this franchise will be for nothing.

for their time will come when their control over this franchise will fall and whoever takes it will have to deal with an army of fans more powerful than they can possibly imagine. and that day will come soon, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon.

may the force be with you all.